The most simple things in life are always the most complicated

Steven Spielberg ruined the ending to Paranormal Activity! Way to go, from original to s*** cliche in five seconds!

I can't wait to see Paranormal Activity tomorrow! Looks awesome!

I hate being sick! Even with my girlfriend taking care of me & videogames, this sucks

NASA is bombing the moon tomorrow morning at 5:31am PST. Cool.

Zombieland was everything I hoped it would be and more! Go see it now!!

We'd like to welcome Mike Stotler to the band as our new bassist. We're happy to have gained a new bro and look forward to kickin' some ass together!